Drug-free,vegan triathletes to the front of the line....:)
Just here for the eye candy. So stay the fuck outta my personal life. Yeah im talking to you Blabber Mouth!
To me this is so strange,but i've had a few online requests lately for phone sex. Do people still do this? Firstly, I don't randomly give out my phone number. Secondly, I have an aversion to phone sex unless i'm dating you. Here's how my first and only experience with phone sex went down. I was a college sophomore and decided to buy my first issue of Honcho magazine. After pouring through the pages, I came across an ad for a phone sex line. For a measly $3.99/min (seemed so reasonable at the time) I could talk with my fantasy man,so i nervously dialed the 1-900 number. It's all downhill from there. This is the actual dialogue.
Phone Sex Line: This is Frank. I'm 6'4" 250lbs of hairy thick muscle. I'm a football coach and i'm in my jockstap.
Me(nervously): sounds hot Frank. my name is...
Frank(sternly): i don't care about your name. Just tell me if your asshole is pink or brown.
Me(confused): What? Is this a joke?
Frank(even more stern): IS YOUR ASSHOLE PINK OR BROWN?
Frank(rage): PINK OR BROWN!!!!!????
Me(on the verge of tears,staring at the phone) PINK,i have a pink one!!
Frank(disappointment): Forget it....click!!
So to put it mildly,phone sex is not my thing! and i hate the colors pink and brown...;)
Augusten Burroughs,Amy Sedaris, Davids Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, JT Leroy(Savannah Knoop),Chuck Klosterman
Muse,Interpol,Silversun Pickups,Cold War Kids,Ghostland Observatory, Eric Himan, Radiohead,Scissor Sisters,Antony and the Johnsons,Depeche Mode,Glass Candy,Hercules and Love Affair,Junior Boys,The Knife, Crystal Castles, Booka Shade,Lucinda Williams,Band of Horses,Modest Mouse,Death Cab for Cutie,Phoenix,Justice,BassNectar,The Polish Ambassador
Strangers with Candy,American Dad,Family Guy,The Simpsons
"In the Old Days, I would turn people on to Hash or Thai Stick or a palm full of Goofballs or Ludes- God they don't make those anymore- or sometimes this would do the trick- Stoney and I would go over to Buckles and Puff would turn us on to a hot load of Mescalun crumbled into a tumbler of Ether with a float of Percocet Jimmies.....mmmmm I'd wake up with blood on my ass and then we'd get high. God, those were some Good Times!!".................Jerri Blank
Yes for those with the keen eye, I know this is my exact same profile you've seen on another site....one,i'm not creative enough to come up with anything else, second im too lazy to think of anything else,third,i don't give a rat's ass.
safer sex is STILL the hottest sex.
Hepatitis,STD,and HIV neg as of 12/7/12.
Knowledge is Power.