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*TEN INCHES.. .. Now shut up and sit on my face, so I can get your hot hole all wet and... blah blah..blah..... Ok. I figured that would get your attention you pervert! So now that you're here, you might as well keep reading (I promise I will keep it amusing.) Not to bore you with me me me,,, let's get to the obvious.. NAKED pics!!! ... I have some, did you see them yet? .. go look, I'll wait... (hurry back) .....................me waiting... are you back yet? So where are your nude pics? Hello!!! This is dudesnude!!!! Not dudesTONSofFACEshots, DudesPicturesOfmyCAT, or DudesUSINGSomeoneElsesPics! We want to see ya naked! Go take some.. I'll wait.. ......waiting....... kidding, actually I won't wait.. Just keep reading! Big Speedo/underwear fetish here, I LOVE a nice bulge in a speedo, well a bulge in anything, a hot bod in a wet bathing suit! hung, bubble ass, thick.......oooppps I digress.. so back to the profile: SHORT SECTION ABOUT ME: Ok I lied, Some blah blah about me. Just to make it clear, I am not in porn, I have never done porn. I'm not looking for a BF, I just found one.. I'm a blond/blue regular American guy. German/Italian descendant Native New Yorker, I'm a Pisces and I dig ROLLERCOASTERS! People tell me i look a bit like Anderson Cooper. I think I look more like Oprah. Telling me you want to ride me, blow me, service me blah blah is about as boring as this profile might be getting.... Say something original, like I'M Zachary Quinto.... will get my attention. BACK TO SEX: I'm an Aggressive Top (that does not mean, I'm a stick it in and pound ya, kind of guy) ....NOPE.. not me. ..... First I ask you your name, then stick it in and pound ya kind of guy.. I'm kidding!! ok, almost kidding. I like foreplay, LOVE TO TEASE. Ok, I admit I have a very wild side, .. But then, I can also be sweet and romantic. (kissing and connection are just as big of a turn on) simply: A vanilla guy who can be a real pig! Now that I have way passed the big Four OHHHHH...... I'm happy to say, The bomb never dropped I stay in good shape, and am more comfortable with myself then i was in my 20's! And another thing, I like musicals, so fuck you! (shit.. there I go again talking about me) BACK TO YOU: Its nice to make friends with people from all over the world, so say hi! Ok enough about you... I think that's it....for now... wait... PS: I have NO web cam!........... really! ......I have no web cam... ...............................did i mention I have NO WEB CAM! :-) And for that matter.... No MSN, YAHOO, AIM, NO MESSENGER anything! I would never get off the computer if I did... I would rather have the real thing face to face .........or face to ass... ok, now I'm finished! Oh, and i love big nuts.. ok! ok! I'll stop *it's not quite 10 ,,,,,, Done............ | |||||||||||||||||||
