Back after many months being distracted by life.
Single and content, but open to dimensional, aware, pervy men who are curious, adventurous, wicked creative, and interested in growing in a deep, trust-based, flexible relationship in which we both work on our gifts to present to the other. Totally into pumping, saline, and silicone. My big cock and balls are now a MASSIVE cock and set of balls after being stuffed with silicone. Think beer bottle over a pair of lemons.
Not in to camming or chatting on MSN, Skype, or Yahoo or any other platform guys, sorry. Have had to deal with stalkers, guns, the police, the FBI, restraining orders....
If I don't respond to a message, please don't take offense - so many wonderful messages from great people, so little time!
This next part is NOT meant to be a list that everyone has to match perfectly. There is no perfect score, no right or wrong. But if you think in the same way on most things, and read the last one first, then we're a good match and can start from there. Be the man you want to meet. (Read the LAST entry in the list FIRST. Changes the entire perspective.)
[1.] Wants a Christmas, Pagan, or Kwanzaa tree; Menorah, and/or sound and light spectacle every year.
[2.] Has or loves dogs.
[3.] Needs a sling in his life.
[4.] Avoids drugs 99% of the time.
[5.] Has a job that he attends roughly 40 hours per week.
[6.] Has perfect hands and feet and doesn’t know it.
[7.] Has an active fantasy life and can manage to bring fantasy to reality successfully.
[8.] Sees me as a vulnerable man and a child-like god.
[9.] Espouses a personal brand of spirituality.
[10.] Can access his emotions freely.
[11.] Can communicate effectively.
[12.] Can accept responsibility for his mistakes with minimal drama and maximum sincerity.
[13.] Is honored and awed by our relationship.
[14.] Is just as willing to hold hands and cuddle, as he is to swing from the chandeliers, naked and bound.
[15.] Is fiscally responsible.
[16.] Can cry.
[17.] Is both sinner and saint.
[18.] Clips coupons.
[19.] Isn’t afraid of dirt, motor oil, blood, or grass stains.
[20.] Reads labels.
[21.] Likes to go out as much as "creating an evening" and staying in.
[22.] Has minimal neuroses, psychoses, and stupidoses.
[23.] Loves to cook.
[24.] Can empathize with my HIV status and the vicissitudes that the disease brings with it.
[25.] Is muscular but not overdone.
[26.] Has two eyebrows.
[27.] Is totally versatile.
[28.] Sports a man-sized dick, and knows how to use it to its fullest advantage.
[29.] Has bull balls, literally or figuratively.
[30.] Understands the difference between your and you’re; there, their, and they’re; and its and it’s.
[31.] Speaks French so we can converse together in our own "private" language.
[32.] Smiles beautifully, broadly, and often.
[33.] Laughs frequently, especially at my dry sense of humor.
[34.] Owns a bike and rides it regularly.
[35.] Has a well-used gym membership.
[36.] Hates clowns too because they’re creepy.
[37.] Thinks Chateaubriand and scrambled eggs and ketchup both have their time and place in the culinary experience.
[38.] Thinks bottled water is a waste and a racket.
[39.] Would want a big house only to fill it with visiting friends.
[40.] Would want a large professional kitchen only for us to cook for those friends.
[41.] Would pay top dollar for a reliable car, not a trendy car.
[42.] Is a man first; gayness, intelligence, success all roll into that but are only parts of his being a man's man first.
[43.] Looks at an expensive antique four-poster bed and immediately thinks "I could tie him to that!"
[44.] Knows which end of the hammer is the business end and isn’t afraid to use it.
[45.] Suggests that we take night classes together and then comes home with the course catalog so we can choose.
[46.] Spoons automatically with me when he crawls into bed.
[47.] Infuriates me by taking a bite out of every chocolate in the box and then surprises me with my own box.
[48.] Is also a coffee fiend and aficionado, appreciating the fact that the most important life events happen over coffee.
[49.] Reads to me while we’re driving.
[50.] Holds my hand when we’re, well…everywhere.
[51.] Knows the difference between smelling like a man and polluting the atmosphere with toxic clouds.
[52.] Feels the same way about clothes that I do: they’re extraneous.
[53.] Loves kids and wants several of our own someday.
[54.] Hopes for the best and plans for the worst.
[55.] Takes the reins with conviction.
[56.] Hands them over with complete trust.
[57.] Would bathe me daily if I were incapacitated.
[58.] Would bathe me daily even if I weren’t, but reserves that for special occasions.
[59.] Collects but doesn’t hoard, being more than willing to release and return things to the Universal Library.
[60.] Would only want to win the lottery to be able to help his friends and family.
[61.] Respects waiters and servers.
[62.] Understands the difference between righteous anger and throwing a tantrum.
[63.] Is judicious with his time, talent, energy, money, and spirituality.
[64.] Understands the importance of balance and moderation in all things.
[65.] Spends time working on himself and growing as an individual.
[66.] Creates and delights in his own sacred space and time.
[67.] Fosters his own hobbies, friends, and opinions.
[68.] Would never eat the last piece of anything before offering it to others first.
[69.] Would never leave without saying goodbye, whether that was a kiss, a hug, or a handshake.
[70.] Can whistle and wants to teach me.
[71.] Is proud of our relationship and comfortable with our sexuality.
[72.] Is forever hearing "You’re GAY??"
[73.] Doesn’t smoke, but can appreciate the fine aroma of a primo Cuban cigar.
[74.] Clips fingernails, toenails, and nose hairs regularly.
[75.] Loves to travel.
[76.] Loves coming home.
[77.] Appreciates the power of silence and feels no need to fill it.
[78.] Surprises me with his creativity.
[79.] Trusts his intuition and instincts as much as he trusts his own experience.
[80.] Can change his oil, his fuses, and his mind.
[81.] Makes my toes curl in bed without even trying, and makes me talk to God when he is trying.
[82.] Would rather buy a "fixer-upper" and fix it up with me than move into something new.
[83.] Looks behind himself when walking through a door to make sure that it doesn’t close on someone behind him.
[84.] Can say "You’re full of shit" so sweetly and diplomatically that I want to thank him for pointing that out.
[85.] Has men and women going out of their way to tell me how adorable he is.
[86.] Doesn’t go to the window first in a hotel room to check the view (as 90% of travelers do), he goes to my zipper first because hotels make us both horny as hell.
[87.] Sees gray hair as a sign of maturity, not something that must be dreaded and dyed.
[88.] Is equally comfortable in jeans and T-shirts or a tuxedo, but prefers to be naked.
[89.] Flirts shamelessly making sure that I’m the recipient of the lion’s share of his trysts.
[90.] Takes his meds, including antidepressants, regularly.
[91.] Considers therapy a necessary part of the routine emotional tune-up process.
[92.] Has a child-like curiosity and enthusiasm.
[93.] Would take a bullet for me.
[94.] Wouldn’t want flowers at his funeral, or wedding for that matter, preferring that that money go to a charity or toward good food, drinks, and entertainment to celebrate the occasion.
[95.] Would be such a revered soul that there would be standing room only at his funeral and wedding.
[96.] Sees life as an active pursuit, full of active verbs, and a few passive naps.
[97.] Would approach things with an adventurous spirit and make palatable those things that he may not like, but knows I do, by adding things he prefers to the mix. (For example, he would zip two sleeping bags together to make one big one for us to spoon in, bring a BBQ pit, boom box with tunes, candles, S’Mores fixins, etc.)
[98.] Sees computers and TVs as distractions and entertainment, but not as replacements or surrogates for friendships or relationships.
[99.] Is prompt and on time, respecting other people’s schedules.
[100.] Knows that I’d be doing all of these things and more for him and us too.